So I was stalking
's journals and I stumbled upon this, I figured I had nothing better to do so...I stole it! AS she did from her friend, and she probably did from someone else!
Here's a bunch of stupid garbage about me you don't really care about, have fun!
[ ] I cry a lot.
[ ] I go to local shows.
[/] I wear black everyday. (not BLACK EVERYWHERE. Darker colors, yes)
[ ] I write sad poetry. (the only poetry I write is in English class)
[ ] I play an acoustic guitar. (I OWN an acoustic guitar, and an electric. Too lazy to learn)
[ ] My favorite bands include: Fall Out Boy , My Chemical Romance, or Panic! at the Disco. (Boys Falling Out? Out of where? My Romance really isn't chemical, and I NEVER. EVER panic at ANY disco. I know EXACTLY what to do. )
[ ] I self mutilate myself. (...)
[ ] I think about suicide or death often. (health class...scary shit...)
[ ] People have told me to cheer up.
[ ] I cry when I see dead animals.
[ ] My myspace pics are black or white or angled. (well, my FACEBOOK pics are usually My Little Ponies, so no)
[x] I wear many band shirts. (yes! But they're bands from the 70s and 80s, like Pink Floyd, Genesis, and Rush. Not some weird Emo ass bands)
[ ] No one understands me. (well, I don't understand me, but other people have it nailed)
[ ] I don't talk too often. (I've had people tell me I talk TOO MUCH)
[/] I look down when I walk. (sometimes, when I'm like in a mall or something)
[ ] I wear black eyeliner. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
[ ] I have an ex. (...no...)
[ ] My hair is black.
[x] My hair covers one of my eyes. (My hair covers BOTH of my eyes if I straighten it!)
[ ] I always say 'life sucks'. (quite the opposite actually)
[ ] I have straight A's. (...Three A's, two C's..alright...)
[x] I wear glasses. (And they look DAMN SEXY)
[ ] I always do my homework and study. (nope. And nope. That's probably where the two C's came from)
[ ] Lord of the Rings was a massive achievement. (I'VE ONLY SEEN THEM TWICE TWO YEARS AGO, OKAY?)
[x] Computer games = Love. (AWW YEAH! Doom! All of my Steam games! Emulators! SO MUCH FUN!)
[/] I'm 'teachers pet'. (My history teacher seems to like me, so kind of)
[ ] I've never had a real boyfriend/girlfriend. (until now!)
[ ] I have a bedtime. ( I TRY to, but fail)
[ ] I use an asthma inhaler.
[ ] I carry a calculator with me.
[ ] I bring my lunch to school.
[x] I always follow the rules. (yeah, pretty much)
[ ] I'm shy around the opposite sex. (HAHA NOPE)
[x] I'm always on the computer.
[ ] I've never had beer or cigarettes. (I think alcohol is pointless, same with cigarettes, so no. And I never will)
[/] I always answer every question in class right. (ehh...)
[x] I correct people's grammar. (yes...)
[ ] I read a lot. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA)
[x] School is very important to me. (believe it or not, it really is. I'm just too lazy to do anything, which is why my grades are slipping)
[ ] I always stump people.
Total: 7 (heh heh...7 asses....)
[x] I always speak my mind. (I do, sometimes to a point where I spark arguments)
[/] I have 0% of school spirit. (now, our school isn't THE WORST in Ohio, but is most certainly isn't the worst!)
[/] Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me! (unless what you tell me is to better myself, than yes)
[x] I stand up for what I think is right.
[ ] On spirit days at school, I wear the rebel's colors.
[ ] Whenever people are doing something, I do the complete opposite.
[ ] I won't listen to authority figures.
[/] I always break the rules. (only when I THINK they're dumb)
[ ] I refuse to compromise.
[ ] I'm always arguing with people.
[ ] I love debate. (I HATE arguing, unless it's over gaming or something)
[ ] I always do what's unexpected of me. (nope. I do what's expected: sleep, eat, play video games)
[x] I don't give a shit what people think of me. (my BEST FRIENDS thought I was gay before I started dating Sam, when they told me, I laughed for like 5 minutes!)
[ ] If I watch a cruddy movie in theaters, right after it's over, I'll say 'that sucked'. (I almost NEVER watch movies in theaters)
[/] I'm not afraid to contradict others. (If I think they're wrong, then UP THEIRS)
[ ] I only respect my own beliefs.
[/] If I don't want to do something, I won't do it, no matter what. (only if it'll potentially harm me in a way)
[ ] I laugh at compromising people.
[ ] I cheer on the rival's sport team to stand out. (I don't even HAVE a sports team!)
[ ] Rules were meant to be broken. (not really, rules are meant to prevent chaos, people know what to do then.
[ ] I'm on one or more sport teams. (In Mario Baseball I am!)
[ ] I always wear my varsity jacket. (I wear Mario shirts, that's my team)
[ ] I've won awards for my athletic ability. (In Mario soccer I have)
[ ] I will only date popular girls/guys. (I TOTALLY WOULD DATE PRINCESS PEACH. WHAT?)
[ ] School Spirit 100%. (I wear my Mario Mustache ALL the time!)
[ ] I'm going to a college for sports. (yeah, a video game college. To develop MARIO FOOTBALL)
[ ] I watch sports on tv all the time (The SUPER MARIO BROS SUPER SHOW MOFO)
[ ] I'm muscular. (my fingers are, FROM PLAYING MARIO SPORTS ALL DAY)
[ ] I play sports or exercise at least 3 hours a day. (I play mario at least 6 hours a day!)
[ ] Go Team! (Team Mario!)
[ ] I'm a chick/dude magnet. (...no mario related things to say here...)
[/] I eat a lot. (of...pizza? Because Mario is Italian..? Okay this joke is getting old, I'll stop.)
[ ] I'm egotistical. (nah.)
[ ] I'm too focused on sports to make really good grades. (hell no!)
[ ] I sit at the jock lunch table. (those are all the douchebags that hate me!)
[ ] All I talk about with my friends is sports. (you don't even WANT to know what I talk with my friends about, we're weird people)
[ ] I go to lots of sports games. (well, for marching band I HAVE too! Otherwise, I probably wouldn't. I have fun there though!)
[ ] I'm very athletic (I'm the skinniest white boy I know!)
[ ] I wear sport inspired clothing. (MARIO CLOTHING...oh wait...)
[ ] I play at least 3 different sports. (at least three different mario games...)
Total: .5 (I'M A MANNNNNNN)
[x] I'm funny. (well, I've been told people think so, so I guess...)
[x] I'm always making jokes. (yeah, I guess)
[x] I interrupt class by making people laugh. (the teacher sometimes gets mad at me for it)
[x] I like to entertain people. (I really do, if it makes them happy)
[ ] I worship Kevin Smith. (If by Kevin Smith you mean Jontron and Egoraptor, then YES.)
[ ] I watch comedies more than anything. (I don't really watch anything but the internet, AND NO I DON'T MEAN PORN)
[ ] I also watch SNL and Mad TV a lot (my TV isn't mad, it's quite happy!)
[x] I'm sarcastic. (my parents hate me)
[x] I've been told I'm hilarious. (...yeah...)
[ ] I always imitate people.
[ ] I pull lots of pranks.
[/] I always make sarcastic remarks after everything.
[/] I have to prove myself by being funny. (I THINK I know what that means, and I guess)
[x] People expect me to make jokes, always.
[ ] I have a lot of pressure to make everyone laugh.
[x] If I don't make jokes, people ask me what's wrong.
[ ] Jim Carrey is my idol
[x] I mostly get along with everybody. (unless they're BACKWARDS HAT WEARING HOMOPHOBIC CALL OF DUTY PLAYING DOUCHEBAGS)
[ ] At pep rallies, I'm the one acting crazy and silly. (I'm the one LAUGHING at all the idiots!)
[ ] My teachers or parents tell me I need to focus more on work and less on joking around. (ALL THE GODDAMN TIME)
[x] I don't have a lot of friends. (8 or 9, is that a lot?)
[ ] I don't talk too much. (I talk TOO much)
[ ] It's not that I'm snobby, I just get nervous when talking to people.
[ ] When people say my name, others say 'who?'.
[ ] I'm pretty sure mostly no one knows who I am.
[ ] People have told me I need to talk more.
[/] I only talk when other people talk to me first
[/] I look down when I walk.
[/] I avoid social gatherings, such as games, dances, or parties. (Only if they're like DUDE YOU HAVE TO GO. Or it's my bestest friends' parties)
[ ] People have tried to help me be more outgoing, but it never works.
[ ] I always plan to talk to more people, but I never do.
[ ] I sit in the back of the classroom. (I WISH.)
[x] I never participate in class discussions. (I sit and draw ponies)
[ ] I hide behind people to avoid being seen sometimes. (Who does THAT?)
[ ] I could never be a cashier, talking to strangers. (I could never be a cashier, I suck at math)
[ ] I talk quietly, and people say "What?" (people tell me I talk TOO LOUD and that I should be quieter because my voice carries and it makes them nervous)
[ ] People have called me shy or quiet.
[x] I usually let others decide for me. (yeah...)
[ ] If someone is talking about my favorite book or movie in front of me, I don't join in the conversation. ( don't read books, don't watch movies. Video games, I'M IN THAT)
[ ] I would like to be more outgoing.
[/] I wear black. (darker colors, yes. But now that I have my Rainbow Dash hoodie that's going to change)
[ ] I don't like to be seen. (LOOK AT IT. IT'S UGLY ISN'T IT? LOOK AT IT. LOOK AT IT.)
[ ] I'm very, very pale.
[/] I only listen to metal or emo-ish music. (metal...but not emo metal)
[ ] I love creepy, weird movies.
[ ] I love gothic cartoons and drawings. (haven't really seen much, so I can't really gather an opinion)
[x] I don't like people. (because they're all dumb!)
[ ] I only go out during the night. (I'll get mugged!)
[ ] I have black fingernails. (ewwwwwwwwww)
[x] I wear a long black coat.
[ ] I also wear big black boots. (that's just uncomfortable)
[ ] 'The Crow' is one of my favorite movies. (I played a game called Billy Hatcher and the Giant Egg where the enemies were crows)
[ ] I only date other Goths.
[ ] I love black humor. (black humor? As in racist jokes?)
[ ] I love pain. (...uh...no?)
[ ] People think I'm crazy. (only for liking My Little Pony)
[ ] I don't talk to anyone who isn't as deep as me.
[ ] I love to scare people.
[ ] I laugh at teenyboppers. (is that like a new child's toy?)
[ ] People are scared of me.
[/] I talk to myself. (very, VERY rarely!)
[x] I say really random things all the time. (that's part of my style of humor)
[x] I fidget a lot.
[ ] I still use a wheeled backpack.
[x] People laugh at me. (yeah...)
[ ] I walk really funny.
[/] I have a very different sense of style. (if it fits, wear it)
[ ] I talk in a robot voice often. (OH MY GOD. [link]
[ ] I'll stop whatever I'm doing, and break out in a crazy dance if the mood strikes.
[x] I debate stuff with myself.
[ ] I hear voices.
[ ] I'm obsessed with aliens and the other planets.
[ ] I have a fascination with robots and machinery.
[x] I use really big words no one understands, and they give me weird looks. (SOMETIMES)
[/] I say random lines of babbling that make sense to no one but me.
[ ] I dart my eyes from side to side.
[ ] I always pretend I'm a robot or other weird non human thing.
[x] People have no idea why I think the way I do.
[ ] I have some very unusual, extraordinary talents.
[ ] When people ask me if I like something that's trendy, I pretend to be scared or confused.
[ ] I hate most people. (I try to be outgoing and give them a chance)
[x] I prefer to be alone. (...I guess)
[ ] When people talk to me, I just give them a death glare.
[ ] Actually, most people don't talk to me
[ ] People are freaking idiots and I wish they'd all die. (Jesus Christ, no!)
[x] I live in my room, writing in my diary journal playing my DS or video games. (Talking to Sam, playing old video games)
[ ] I go out my way to avoid everyone.
[ ] I never greet anyone.
[x] I despise people who talk too loudly. (...I guess I'm a hypocrite)
[ ] I want people to think I'm a freak.
[ ] I never talk.
[ ] I can't wait to get off this earth. (...that's awfully negative)
[ ] I always sit by myself at lunch or anywhere else.
[x] I listen to music on full blast on my ipod/mp3 player/headphones to block out the world (FOLLOW ME! SET ME FREE! TRUST ME AND WE WILL ESCAPE FROM THE CITY!)
[ ] I don't know why I am the way I am. (I'm a child of the internet, that's why)
[ ] People have said I'm antisocial. (BEFORE about 7th grade I was!)
[ ] I use drugs or alcohol to escape the loneliness. (NO. NEVER.)
[ ] Why bother when people don't like you anyways?
[ ] I occupy myself so it won't look like I'm a loner.
[ ] I just don't get along with anyone.
[ ] I skateboard to everywhere.
[ ] If I'm not skateboarding, I carry it with me.
[ ] I shop at Pacsun. (Pacman?)
[ ] I'm obsessed with Tony Hawk. (LIKE THESE ONES! [link]
[ ] Oh yeah, and Bam Margera. (I don't listen to rap, dude...)
[ ] I always play skateboarding video games. (that one Mario Party minigame, Skateboard Scamper)
[x] I have shaggy hair.
[/] I wear baggy pants. (if they fit, I wear them)
[ ] I wear skater shoes only.
[x] I always wear hoodies. (never leave house without my trusty hoodie!)
[ ] I hang at skate parks 24/7. (that's where the street trash go...)
[ ] I'm always learning new board tricks. (I know how to use a board to build something)
[ ] Forget school, I want to be a professional skateboarder. (school is actually important to me)
[ ] I've been skateboarding for over 4 years. (I've been skateboarding fo an astounding 0 years!)
[ ] I hang with other skaters. (not a HUGE fan of them, some of them are fine I guess)
[ ] I've been hurt while skateboarding.
[ ] I've been in a skateboarding competition.
[ ] I wear vans. (BIG WHIT VANS? YOU CAN WEAR THOSE NOW?!)
[ ] Tony Hawks games own. (...own what...?)
[ ] I've met some of my closest friends at skate parks.
[ ] I go to church at least once a week.
[ ] Most of my wardrobe consists of long skirts and button down shirts for church.
[ ] I always carry a bible with me.
[ ] My whole family is very religious.
[ ] I've never been on a date.
[x] I've never smoked or had a beer. (one sip. I'll probably be one of those guys who doesn't drink)
[ ] My beliefs are very strong.
[ ] I'm waiting for marriage until sex.
[ ] I wear a cross necklace
[ ] I have a bracelet that says WWJD.
[ ] I'm always preaching to people about the importance of religion.
[/] I believe in God. (I'm not sure...)
[ ] I'm not allowed to watch rated R movies, and sometimes, not even PG-13 movies.
[ ] I never go out and party. (not much, but sometimes)
[ ] I read the bible everyday.
[ ] I've memorized excerpts from the bible.
[ ] I go to Sunday school.
[ ] I've been to church camp.
[ ] I pray every night.
[ ] I sing Christian songs.
Total: 1.5 good. I'm not really fond of Jesus freaks...sorry jesus freaks...
[ ] I say 'yo'. (sometimes)
[ ] I also say 'fo shizzle'. (BAHAHHHAHAHAHA)
[ ] I wear extremely baggy pants.
[ ] Mah chainz hang low.
[ ] I hang with my homies, biotches, and ***'s.
[ ] I'm a thug.
[ ] I only listen to rap music.
[ ] 50 Cent is my idol.
[ ] I don't give a frick about school.
[/] I steal/have stolen before. (like..crayons in kindergarten...)
[ ] I freestyle.
[ ] I breakdance.
[ ] Gold chainz is tha way to go, biotch.
[ ] I'm white but I act black.
[ ] All my heroes are dead rappers.
[ ] Tupac is still alive. (tupacs...of hot dogs? Uhhh no, they're clearly dead pigs...)
[ ] I party with all my ****.
[ ] I wear a sideways baseball cap.
[x] I wear hoodies.
[ ] I wear converse with the tongue flipped out. (my shoes can't lick things!)
[ ] I always steal people's lunch money.
[ ] Geeks are afraid of me.
[ ] I get in trouble all the time.
[ ] I steal people's stuff to be an asshole.
[ ] People have called me a bully.
[ ] I have beat someone up before.
[ ] I'm always looking for a fight.
[ ] I pick on people smaller than me.
[ ] I push people out of the way when I'm walking.
[ ] I've never been in a relationship before. (until about two months ago!)
[ ] People are afraid of me.
[ ] People know not to mess with me.
[ ] I'm bigger than most people my age
[ ] I pick on people for the fun of it.
[ ] I make fun of everything anyone else likes.
[ ] If anyone crosses my path, they're dead.
[ ] People know not to try and stick up for themselves when I'm around.
[ ] I'm one of the strongest kids in school.
[ ] Even some authority figures are afraid of me.
[ ] People get out of my way when I'm walking.
Total: 0 YAY!
[x] I own at least 2 different video game consoles.
[/] I love Final Fantasy. (it's great! From what I've played...only Final Fantasy X...)
[/] DDR & Guitar Hero (not a HUGE fan of rhythm games, but if I'm bored...)
[x] I've missed school before because I was trying to beat a video game. (once...)
[/] I'm always trying to beat high scores on games. (when I believe I can, yes.)
[x] I even play a lot of computer games. (YAY STEAM!)
[x] I play at least 3 hours of video games a day. (add a zero to that and you have it...oh wait...)
[x] My thumbs are sore often. (I was playing Ecco he Dolphin and my left thumb was THROBBING from playing on the Sega Genesis controller!)
[x] I spend all my money on new video games. (just spent 31 bucks on a playstation 1 game...)
[/] My boyfriend/girlfriend has to be into video games. (well...she REALLY wants to be, she's trying!)
[x] All I talk about is video games.
[x] I've been in a video game competition before. (once)
[ ] I pay over 30$ a month in online games.
[x] I have bought more than 5 accessories for my console(s).
[ ] I know about more than 10 cheats and mods in the game I play most (the game I play the most, Yoshi's Island on SNES, doesn't have cheats! I looked!)
[x] I have played at least a complete week in the game I like most.
[x] I wouldn't know what to do in an afternoon without electricity.
[ ] My parents often tell the internet is broken or simply disconnect it so I don't spend whole weekends and holidays playing.
[/] I've actually read a book about video games. (I'm WORKING on the Resident Evil novels)
[x] I have more than one online account on the same game.
Total: 14.5 This'll be it, won't it...?
[x] I have long hair
[ ] I wear make up everyday (uhh no...
[ ] I carry a purse (my new Brony wallet!)
[/] I have to get someone else to come kill a spider or any bug (if it's UNGODLY HUGE)
[ ] I paint my nails
[ ] I use perfume (I don't use any kind of smelly stuff, actulally...)
[ ] I keep my nails clean/shaped
[x] I shower regularly
[ ] I used to or still do Dance, Gymnastics, or Cheer/Pom
[/] I like to accessorize (...I hate to say it, but when there's ponies involved, I do...)
[/] I like flowers (I don't HATE flowers, they're pretty)
[x] I don't like to be outdoors (I really don't...which is ironic because I'm in boyscouts...)
[x] I'm more like my mother than my father
[x] I like hanging out with girls more than boys (by the gods...I do...)
[x] I like going to the mall/shopping (shut up.)
[ ] I watch my weight/count calories
[x] I plan outfits ahead of time (shut up....)
[ ] People say I have a soft/sweet voice (I've been told my voice REALLY carries)
[ ] I dream about and am already planning my wedding day (get married, go home, fuck.) (not really..)
[ ] I watch dramatic shows on tv, soap operas, reality TV, etc (OH GOD I HATE ALL OF THOSE THINGS)
Total: 8.5...I DON'T DESERVE THIS PENIS!
[ ] I have short hair
[x] I hate doing laundry
[ ] I like war type video games (I hate modern warfare games with a burning passion, ask ANYONE!)
[ ] I like playing or watching sports (I find it tedious, watching people run up and down a field)
[/] People say I have a deep voice (not REALLY)
[ ] I'm more like my Dad than my mom
[ ] I beat up or tease my younger siblings or friends
[ ] I act tough, it doesn't matter whats going on inside me
[ ] There's only two emotions
[ ] I shower only when I (or others) start to notice I stink
[x] I think about the opposite sex a lot (I'm not some HUGE pervert! Believe me!)
[x] My room isn't neat (OH GOD)
[x] I fart and laugh instead of saying excuse me (when no one's around...)
[ ] I bite my nails instead of using scissors/clippers (I used too)
[ ] My clothes don't match sometimes, but I don't notice or care (i try my best)
[ ] I like to play rough with dogs (I'm not a HUGE fan of dogs, if they're small they're cute, but BIG DOGS make me nervous)
[ ] I like the movies 300, Transformers, The Dark Knight (never seen it, never seen it, own but haven't watched yet)
[ ] The best way to get the opposite sex to like you is to act like a jerk (that's the DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD!)
[/] I don't read (not much...)
[x] I don't ask for help even if I need it
Total: 5 I'm more girly....funny!
Nerd- 7 (asses)
Christian Girl/Boy- 1.5
Gamer! Knew it! Then comedian and....girly? Alright....
If you read ALL of this, I'm sorry I wasted your time...